If I'm ever kidnapped, you don't need to fear
The kidnappers soon will return me back here!
You need pay no ransom - in fact, move away!
Then THEY'LL have to keep me the rest of their days!
So if you don't want me - you're whacked if you do -
Then kidnappers are of great value to you!
Shel Silverstein-ish. Ergo, <3. :)
ReplyDeleteGAA! I hate Shel Silverstein!!!
ReplyDelete('s writing. I hate Shel Silverstein's writing. Not him PERSONALLY.)
I'm glad you liked it though...